Monday, March 29, 2010

Happy Passover


I'm
celebrating Passover at Tyson's Corner Mall. I'm passing over all the things that aren't on sale.

We're eating matzo crackers and wishing we had some of that apple chutney stuff to put on it.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Observation


You know, only an Episcopal Church would have a charge account at the local liquor store.

Friday, March 5, 2010

News from Rome


I always said I thought the Vatican choir sucked, but I wasn't intending to be taken so literally.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Protests


Same-sex marriage in the District of Columbia starts today. Naturally, the Phelps family crazies from the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka are here protesting.

My favorite counter-protestor sign?

"Jesus had two dads and he turned out fine."

LOL