Sunday, February 5, 2006

Cellular erections

This morning as we were filing out after church, I was chatting with a tall, handsome boy I didn't know who's a GWU student. Out of the blue, he said, "Your cell phone is erect."

Taken off guard, I asked, "What?"

He pointed with his nose and looked down towards my crotch. I followed his gaze. There, in its holster on my belt, was my cell phone, its antenna fully extended.

I'm glad to know that during Mass the GWU boy had his mind on lofty subjects.

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